gotitforcheap:

person: I hate small talk. I wanna talk about death, aliens, sex, what life means and why we are here

me: listen man, you gonna buy these shoes or nah? cause I gotta close up in about 10 minutes 

(via oknope)

pho-bia:

if you can make me physically smile when talking to me online then you are fantastic

(via humorousphantom)

millefeu:

you come into my house, you disrespect my aesthetic 

(via humorousphantom)